The Phone Call

 Morris calls his son in NY and says, "Benny, I have something to tell
 you. However, I don't want to discuss it. I'm merely telling you because 
 you're my oldest child, and I thought you ought to know. I've made up 
 my mind, I'm divorcing Mama."
 The son is shocked, and asks his father to tell him what happened.
 "I don't want to get into it. My mind is made up."
 "But Dad, you just can't decide to divorce Mama just like that after 
 54 years together. What happened?"
 "It's too painful to talk about it. I only called because you're my 
 son, and I thought  you should know. I really don't want to get into 
 it anymore than this.  You can call your sister and tell her. It will
 spare me the pain."
 "But where's Mama? Can I talk to her?"
 "No, I don't want you to say anything to her about it. I haven't 
 told her yet. Believe me it hasn't been easy. I've agonized over it 
 for several days, and I've finally come to a decision. I have an
 appointment with the lawyer the day after tomorrow."
 "Dad, don't do anything rash. I'm going to take the first flight down.
 Promise me that you won't do anything until I get there."
 "Well, all right, I promise. Next week is Passover. I'll hold off
 seeing the lawyer until after the Seder. Call your sister in NJ and
 break the news to her. I just can't bear to talk about it anymore."
 A half hour later, Morris receives a call from his daughter who tells
 him that she and her brother were able to get tickets and that they 
 and the children will be arriving in Florida the day after tomorrow. 
 "Benny told me that you don't want to talk about it on the telephone, 
 but promise me that you won't do anything until we both get there."
 Morris promises. After hanging up from his daughter, Morris turns to
 his wife and says, "Well, it worked this time, but what are we going to
 do next Yom Tov to get them to come down?"

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