Who Is An Israeli?


	An Israeli is someone who signals left, but turns right.

	An Israeli is someone who knows what's better for you than you do.
	
	An Israeli is someone who goes to Cyprus for the weekend and has his 
	entire family waiting for him at the airport when he gets back.
	
	An Israeli is someone with 1,000 excuses as to why he couldn't do whatever
	it was you asked of him.
	
	An Israeli is someone who spits his cigarette out his car window in Israel
	and in the next breath complains that the streets abroad are much cleaner
	than the ones at home.
	
	An Israeli is someone who'll curse you at a stoplight, cut in front of you
	in line, recognize you from the army if you bump into him abroad, and 
	start up a conversation with you if you're sitting across from him in the 
	Kupat Cholim waiting room.
	
	An Israeli is someone who sits in his living room and uses his cellular
	phone to call his wife in the next room and tell her to bring him some
	sunflower seeds.
	
	An Israeli is someone who will drive two and a half hours to save NIS 50 
	by shopping at the shuk but when he gets back to his car he'll find a 
	parking ticket for NIS 100.
	
	An Israeli is someone who loves life in Israel, especially when he's 
	abroad.
	
	An Israeli is someone who isn't embarrassed to ask you how much money you
	make.
	
	An Israeli is someone who can bankrupt an "all you can eat" restaurant.
	
	An Israeli is someone who will do anything to get out of reserve duty in
	times of peace, and will do anything to be able to serve during times of 
	war.
	
	An Israeli is someone who hopes for the best and prepares for the worst.
	
	An Israeli is someone who will praise and support you only after you're 
	dead.	

	An Israeli is someone who knows the answer before you ask the question.
	
	An Israeli is someone who does not know how to say  "please", "excuse me" 
	or "thank you" but in your hour of need will walk through fire to lend you 
	a hand, because his prickly exterior hides a heart of gold.
	
	
	




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