Wedding Vows

	During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with 
	an unusual offer.  
	"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows.  When 
	you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to "love, honor and 
	obey" and "forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever," I'd 
	appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out."  He passed the 
	minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.
	It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved 
	to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it 
	comes time for the groom's vows, the pastor looks the young man in 
	the eye and says:

	"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every 
	command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your 
	life and swear eternally before G-d and your lovely wife that you 
	will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall 

	The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes."

	The groom leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a 

	The pastor put the $100 bill into his hand and whispered back: "She 
	made me a much better offer."

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