Viagra Spinoffs


	With Viagra such a great medical success for increasing men's sexual
	prowess, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards
	improving the performance of men in today's society..
	Here are a few of the new ones:


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	DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips
	caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost,
	compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.

	PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to
	actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

	COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men
	administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle.
	Currently being tested  to see if its effects extend to noticing
	new clothing.

	BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge
	to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after talking this
	drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be
	continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit.

	NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently
	undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.
	
	NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to
	turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.
	
	FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gasesback
	into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.
	
	FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men
	with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.
	
	PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the
	test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other
	people.
	Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors."
	
	LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being
	asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular,
	Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions.
	






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