Between her sophomore and junior years at college, my daughter Laurie
	waited tables at a rather seedy steakhouse.  One evening she waited on a
	well-dressed young couple.  In a rather condescending tone, the man
	asked her, "Have you ever thought of going to college?"

	"Actually, I DO go to college," Laurie replied.
	"Well, I went to Harvard," he said, surveying the restaurant, "and I'd
	NEVER work in a place like this."

	"I go to Vassar," Laurie retorted, "and I'd never EAT in a place like

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