Top Ten Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogans

	10. "Read My Lips - No New Interns"

	9.  "Reward Me For Putting Up With Bill's Crap For So Long"

	8.  "Isn't It Time You Were Disappointed By A Different

	7.  "Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You, Ask How You
	     Can Illegally Contribute To My Campaign"

	6.  "Vote For Me Or My Husband Will Nail Your Wife"

	5.  "You Give Me A Vote, I'll Get Vernon Jordan To Give
	     You A Job"

	4.  "Still Not Indicted As Of 1999!"

	3.  "From Perjury To Albany"

	2.  "Building A Bridge To The 21st Century, And Pushing My
	     Husband Over It"

	 And the NUMBER ONE Hilliary Clinton Campaign Slogan ...

	1.  "Oh Lord, Please Don't Make Me Go Back To Arkansas"

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