They Married Because ...


	She married him because he was such a "dominating man." 
	She divorced him because he was such a "dominating male." 

	He married her because she was so "fragile and petit." 
	He divorced her because she was so "weak and helpless." 
	
	She married him because "he knows how to provide a good living." 
	She divorced him because "all he thinks about is business." 

	He married her because "she reminds me of my mother." 
	He divorced her because "she's getting more like her mother every day." 

	She married him because he was "happy and romantic." 
	She divorced him because he was "shiftless and fun-loving." 

	He married her because she was "steady and sensible." 
	He divorced her because she was boring. 






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