Theatrical Hell


	A college drama group presented a play during which one character stands on
	a trapdoor and announces, "I descend into hell!"  A stagehand below would
	then pull a rope, the trapdoor would open, and the character would plunge
	through.

	The play was well received.

	When the actor playing the part became ill, another actor who was quite
	overweight took his place.  When the new actor announced, "I descend into
	hell!", the stagehand pulled he rope and the actor began his plunge, but
	became hopelessly stuck.  No amount of tugging on the rope could make him
	descend.

	One student in the balcony yelled:  "Hallelujah!  Hell is full!!!"








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