Dad, Can I Borrow the Car?

	A young boy had just received his drivers license. He asked his father, who
	was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took
	him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring
	home good grades, study your bible a little and get your hair cut and we'll
	talk about the use of the car."

	After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father if they
	could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father's study where
	his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You have brought your
	grades up, you've studied your bible diligently, but you didn't get your
	hair cut!"

	The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know dad, I've been
	thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair,
	Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair..." to which his father
	replied, "Yes, and they WALKED everywhere they went!"

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