Top Ten Things We've Learned from Star Wars


	10. Never cut open a Taun-Taun, even when you're wearing 
		noseplugs.

	9. When the girl of your dreams gets shot in the shoulder, 
		don't make the pain worse by grabbing her chest!

	8. Never believe a little farm-boy when he says you'll be 
		rewarded for rescuing a princess - - she'll just lead 
		you into garbage and call your best friend a "walking 
		carpet!"

	7. No! Don't try...Do... or do not...there is no try.

	6. Always trust an Ewok, even if they think your protocol 
		droid is a god, and they try to cook you for dinner -- 
		eventually, they'll save your a**

	5. It's alright to have a GOOD feeling about something.

	4. No matter how excited you get when you see a gold protocol droid, 
		NEVER go up to him and say, "Hello," unless you are in 
		ho hurry.

	3. Before kissing little farm-boys, don't foget to go up to the 
		guy in the big black cape and breath-mask and ask him 
		if you are related, in any way, to the farm-boy.

	2. Know the difference between ACTRESS NAME and CHARACTER NAME. 
		(Mark)

	AND THE NUMBER ONE THING MY FRIENDS AND I LEARNED FROM STAR WARS - -

	1. NEVER buy a vehicle with any name similar to "Millenium Falcon" 
		if you are expecting to use something called a 
		HYPERDRIVE.






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