Student ATM

	As a poor student, these are things you definitely would NOT want 
	to see happen at the ATM...

	* You go to get a balance inquiry, and instead of printing out a 
		receipt the screen says: "Not worth wasting paper.", and 
		ejects your card.

	* You try to get a balance inquiry, and the screen says: "Account not
		found." and keeps your card.

	* You insert your card, and try to get some cash, and the ATM laughs 
		and spits out your shredded card.

	* You withdraw some money to pay some bills, count it, and the screen
		says: "What, you thought there was some EXTRA there? HA!", and 
		ejects your card clear across the room.

	* You think you've got $100 in your account and go to take out $50, and
		the screen says: "Not in this lifetime." and laughs as you 
		bang on the machine, trying desperately to get your card back 
		that the machine has taken.

	* You go to the ATM, and there's a picture of you a-la-"Most Wanted"
		staring forlornly at the ATM camera with a caption that reads: 
		"Wanted for trying to get water from a dry well." -or- "Wanted 
		by the environmental police for creating unnecessary paper 

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