Single Sexed Dorms


On the first day of college, the dean/principal addresses the students
pointing out some of the rules. "The female dormitory will be
out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the
female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20
the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will
be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of
$180.


ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?".

To this, a male student in the crowd inquires: "HOW MUCH FOR A
SEASON PASS?"





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