The Ideal Son-in-Law
The father goes to visit his future son-in-law, who he finds
deeply involved in studying Torah. He sits down and asks the
boy, "So...what are you going to do to make a living?"
"I will study Torah and God will provide", was the young man's
"I see...well, how are you going to provide for my daughter?"
"I will study Torah and God will provide", he answered.
"And what about kids. Who's going to support them?!"
"I will study Torah and God will provide".
Upon arriving home that afternoon, the father's wife met him at the
"So, what did you find out?"
The father answers, "He has no job and no plans. But the good news
is, he thinks I'm God."