Cigarette smoke is the residue of your pleasure. It permeates the air and 
putrifies my hair and clothes, not to mention my lungs. This takes place
without my consent. I have a pleasure also. I like a beer now and again.
The residue from my pleasure is urine. Would you be annoyed if I stood on 
a chair and pissed on your head and clothes without your consent?

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