Sleep Single or Married?
A female army driver, after a long drive arrived at her destination, a
remote camp, at midnight.
The sergeant on duty showed her where to leave the lorry, and then said,
"Where will you sleep tonight?"
She said, "Well, the only thing I could do is to kip in the cab."
The sergeant thought for a moment and said, "It's a cold night, tell you
what, you can have my bunk if you like, I'll sleep on the floor." The girl
eagerly accepted the offer.
After the girl turned in, she felt sorry for the sergeant sleeping there on
the cold hard floor, and offered him to squeeze in alongside of her on the
bunk. Without much ado, the sarge got in and then said, "Do you want to
sleep single or married?" The girl giggled and said, "It'd be nice if we
slept 'married' don't you?"
"Well okay, if that's what you want, we'll sleep 'married' then," he said
turning his back on her and going off to sleep.