There once was a businessman who warned his son against marrying
The son replied, "But she's converting to Judaism."
"It doesn't matter," the old man said. "A shiksa will cause problems."
After the wedding, the father called his son, who was in business
with him and asked him why he wasn't at work.
"It's Shabbos," the son replied.
The father was surprised: "But we always work on Saturday. It's our
"I won't work anymore on Saturday," the son insisted, "because my wife
wants us to go to synagogue on Shabbos."
"See," the father said, "I told you marrying a Shiksa would cause