Shakespearian Insult Kit


	To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each 
	of the three columns below, and preface it with "Thou":

	Column 1            Column 2            Column 3
	artless             base-court          apple-john
	bawdy               bat-fowling         baggage
	beslubbering        beef-witted         barnacle
	bootless            beetle-headed       bladder
	churlish            boil-brained        boar-pig
	cockered            clapper-clawed      bugbear
	clouted             clay-brained        bum-bailey
	craven              common-kissing      canker-blossom
	currish             crook-pated         clack-dish
	dankish             dismal-dreaming     clotpole
	dissembling         dizzy-eyed          coxcomb
	droning             doghearted          codpiece
	errant              dread-bolted        death-token
	fawning             earth-vexing        dewberry
	fobbing             elf-skinned         flap-dragon
	froward             fat-kidneyed        flax-wench
	frothy              fen-sucked          flirt-gill
	gleeking            flap-mouthed        foot-licker
	goatish             fly-bitten          fustilarian
	gorbellied          folly-fallen        giglet
	impertinent         fool-born           gudgeon
	infectious          full-gorged         haggard
	jarring             guts-griping        harpy
	loggerheaded        half-faced          hedge-pig
	lumpish             hasty-witted        horn-beast
	mammering           hedge-born          hugger-mugger
	mangled             hell-hated          joithead
	mewling             idle-headed         lewdster
	paunchy             ill-breeding        lout
	pribbling           ill-nurtured        maggot-pie
	puking              knotty-pated        malt-worm
	puny                milk-livered        mammet
	qualling            motley-minded       measle
	rank                onion-eyed          minnow
	reeky               plume-plucked       miscreant
	roguish             pottle-deep         moldwarp
	ruttish             pox-marked          mumble-news
	saucy               reeling-ripe        nut-hook	
	spleeny             rough-hewn          pigeon-egg
	spongy              rude-growing        pignut
	surly               rump-fed            puttock
	tottering           shard-borne         pumpion
	unmuzzled           sheep-biting        ratsbane
	vain                spur-galled         scut
	venomed             swag-bellied        skainsmate
	villainous          tardy-gaited        strumpet
	warped              tickle-brained      varlet
	wayward             toad-spotted        vassal
	weedy               unchin-snouted      whey-face
	yeasty              weather-bitten      wagtail







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