Foment of Ferment
By Wm. Shakespipette
They would heva bleached hereafter.
There would have been a time for such a growth.
E. coli and E. coli and E. coli
swirls in his petty flask from day to day
to the last sample of recorded density
And all our protocols have lighted fools
the way to frothy death. Out, out brief culture!
Life's but a tepid incubator, a poor plater
that dabs and streaks his colony upon the stage
and then is grown no more; it is a thesis
told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
Thou comest to mouth pipette; thy inoculum quickly.
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