Saddam's Dream

	Saddam Hussein called President Clinton and said: "Bill, I called you
	because  I had this incredible dream last night.  I could see all of
	America, and it was beautiful and on top of every building, there was
	a flag."

	Clinton asked, "Sadam, what was on the flag?"
	Sadam responded, "It said Allah is G-d, G-d is Allah."

	Clinton said: "You know, Sadam, I'm really glad you called because
	last night  I had a dream too.  I could see all of Baghdad, and it was
	even more beautiful  than before the war,  it had been completely
	rebuilt. And on every building there was a flag."
	Sadam said: "Bill, what was on the flag?"
	Clinton replied: "I really don't know, I can't read Hebrew!"

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