Sadam's Dream

	Sadam called President Clinton and said: "Bill, I called you because I 
	had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America, and 
	it was beautiful and on top of every building, there was a flag."

 	Clinton said:"Sadam, what was on the flag?"
	Sadam said: "Allah is G-d, G-d is Allah".
	Clinton said: "You know, Sadam, I'm really glad you called because last
	night I had a dream too. I could see all of Bagdad, and it was even more
	beautiful than before the war, it had been completely rebuilt. And on 
	every building there was a flag."
	Sadam said: "Bill, what was on the flag?"
	Clinton replied: "I really don't know, I can't read Hebrew!"

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