Remote Shopping

	"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to
	purchase.  As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a
	television set in her purse.
	"Do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
	"No," she replied.  "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so
	I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."

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