Correct Definitions

	ABSENT MINDED PERSON -- One who stands in front of the mirror for hours
	trying to remember where he has seen the person before.

	LECTURE -- An art of transferring information from the notes of the
	lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds
	of either."

	OPPORTUNISTS -- One who starts having a bath when he/she accidentally
	falls in a river.

	CONFERENCE -- The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

	COMPROMISE -- The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
	believes he got the biggest piece.

	LOVE AFFAIRS -- Something like cricket where one-day internationals are
	more popular than a five day test.

	TEARS -- The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
	feminine waterpower.

	DICTIONARY -- A place where divorce comes before marriage.

	CIGARETTE -- A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a
	fool on the other.

	CONFERENCE ROOM -- A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
	everybody disagrees later on.

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