Last summer in Howard County we had the worst drought in over one
  	hundred years.  A church near us, Shepherd of the Glen, even held
  	a special prayer service.  After the opening hymn, Pastor Paul
  	looked slowly around at those assembled and said, "I can see not
  	many of you have the faith necessary for a service like this --
  	not a single soul brought an umbrella."


 	This year so far we've been getting rain.  Why just last week it
 	rained here twice -- once for 3 days and once for 4.

	Daughter: "Daddy, why does it rain ?"
    	Father: "To make the grass and flowers grow."
  	Daughter: "Then why does it rain on the driveway & sidewalk ?"

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