The Doctor is in the House

    	"I had the strangest dream last night," a man was telling his
	"I saw my mother, but when she turned around to look at me, I noticed 
	that she had your face.  And you can imagine, I found this very 
	disturbing, and in fact I woke up immediately, and couldn't get back 
	to sleep.  I just lay there in bed waiting for morning to come, and 
	then I got up, drank a Coke, and came right over here for my 
	appointment.  I thought you could help me explain the meaning of this
 	strange dream."
	The psychiatrist was silent for a full minute before responding, 
 	"A Coke?  You call that a breakfast?"

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