The Psychiatrists 23rd Psalm

	The Lord is my external-internal integrative mechanism,
	I shall not be deprived of gratification for my viscerogenic hungers
	or my need-dispositions. He motivates me to orient myself toward a
	non-social object with affective significance, He positions me in a
	non-decisional situation, He maximizes my adjustment. Although I
	entertain masochistic and self-destructive id impulses, I will
	maintain contact with reality, for my superego is dominant. His
	analysis and tranquilizers, they comfort me. He assists in the
	resolution of my internal conflicts despite my Oedipal problem and
	psychopathic compulsions. He promotes my group identification. My
	personality is totally integrated. Surely my prestige and status shall
	be enhanced as a direct function of time And I shall remain
	sociologically, psychologically and economically secure forever.

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