Does G-d Exist


	A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about
	G-d's existence.  The professor had the following logic: 

	"Has anyone in this class heard G-d?" Nobody spoke.
	"Has anyone in this class touched G-d?" Again, nobody spoke.
	"Has anyone in this class seen G-d?"
	When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, "Then there is 
		no G-d."

	The student did not like the sound of this at all, and asked for
	permission to speak. The professor granted it, and the student stood up
	and asked the following questions of his classmates: 

	"Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain?" Silence.
	"Has anyone in this class touched our professor's brain?" Absolute silence.
	"Has anyone in this class seen our professor's brain?"
	When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded,
	"Then, according to our professor's logic, it must be true that our
		professor has no brain!"  

	The student received an "A" in the class. 







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