Pesach in Hebrew School

	A little boy once returned home from Hebrew school and his 
	father asked, "what did you learn today?" 

	He answered, "The Rabbi told us how Moses led the children 
	of Israel out of Egypt."


	The boy said "Moses was a big strong man and he beat Pharoah 
	up.  Then while he was down, he got all the people together 
	and ran towards the sea.  When he got there, he has the 
	Corps of Engineers build a huge pontoon bridge.  Once they 
	got on the other side, they blew up the bridge while the 
	Egyptians were trying to cross."

	The father was shocked.  "Is that what the Rabbi taught you?"

	The boy replied, "No.  But you'd never beleive the story he 
	DID tell us!"

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