Pesach in Hebrew School
A little boy once returned home from Hebrew school and his
father asked, "what did you learn today?"
He answered, "The Rabbi told us how Moses led the children
of Israel out of Egypt."
The boy said "Moses was a big strong man and he beat Pharoah
up. Then while he was down, he got all the people together
and ran towards the sea. When he got there, he has the
Corps of Engineers build a huge pontoon bridge. Once they
got on the other side, they blew up the bridge while the
Egyptians were trying to cross."
The father was shocked. "Is that what the Rabbi taught you?"
The boy replied, "No. But you'd never beleive the story he
DID tell us!"