Name That Team
The Politically Correct National Football League would like to announce its
name changes and schedules for the '99 season:
The Washington Native Americans will host the New York Very Tall People on
opening day. Other key games include the Dallas Western-Style Laborers
hosting the St. Louis Uninvited Guests, and the Minnesota Plundering
Norsemen taking on the Green Bay Meat Industry Workers.
In Week 2, there are several key matchups, highlighted by the showdown
between the San Francisco Precious Metal Enthusiasts and the New Orleans
Pretty Good People. The Atlanta Birds of Prey will play host to the
Philadelphia Birds of Prey, while the Seattle Birds of Prey will visit the
Phoenix Male Finches. The Monday night game will pit the Miami Pelagic
Percoid Food Fishes against the Denver Untamed Beasts of Burden.
The Cincinnati Large Bangladeshi Carnivorous Mammals will travel to Tampa
Bay for a clash with the West Indies Freebooters later in Week 9. And the
Detroit Large Carnivorous Cats will play the Chicago
Securities-Traders-in-a-Declining-Market. Week 9 also features the
Indianapolis Young Male Horses at the New England Zealous Lovers of Country.