Name That Team

	The Politically Correct National Football League would like to announce its
	name changes and schedules for the '99 season:
	The Washington Native Americans will host the New York Very Tall People on
	opening day. Other key games include the Dallas Western-Style Laborers
	hosting the St. Louis Uninvited Guests, and the Minnesota Plundering
	Norsemen taking on the Green Bay Meat Industry Workers.
	In Week 2, there are several key matchups, highlighted by the showdown
	between the San Francisco Precious Metal Enthusiasts and the New Orleans
	Pretty Good People.  The Atlanta Birds of Prey will play host to the
	Philadelphia Birds of Prey, while the Seattle Birds of Prey will visit the
	Phoenix Male Finches. The Monday night game will pit the Miami Pelagic
	Percoid Food Fishes against the Denver Untamed Beasts of Burden.
	The Cincinnati Large Bangladeshi Carnivorous Mammals will travel to Tampa
	Bay for a clash with the West Indies Freebooters later in Week 9. And the
	Detroit Large Carnivorous Cats will play the Chicago
	Securities-Traders-in-a-Declining-Market. Week 9 also features the
	Indianapolis Young Male Horses at the New England Zealous Lovers of Country.

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