Our Passover Things


(tune of:My Favorite Things from The Sound of Music)


	  Cleaning and cooking and so many dishes
	  Out with the hametz, no pasta, no knishes
	  Fish that's gefillted, horseradish that stings
	  These are a few of our Passover things.
	  
	  Matzah and karpas and chopped up haroset
	  Shankbones and kiddish and yiddish neuroses
	  Tante who kvetches and uncle who sings
	  These are a few of our Passover things.
  
	  Motzi and maror and trouble with Pharoahs
	  Famines and locusts and slaves with wheelbarrows
	  Matzah balls floating and eggshell that clings
	  These are a few of our Passover things.
	  
	  When the plagues strike
	  When the lice bite
	  When we're feeling sad
	  We simply remember our Passover things
	  And then we don't feel so bad. 
	
	
		







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