Orgo Grades

	A professor stood before his class of 20 senior organic chemistry students,
	about to hand out the final exam.

	"I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know
	you've all worked extremely hard and many of you are off to medical school
	after summer.  So that no one gets their GPA messed up because they might
	have been celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like to
	opt out of the final exam today will receive a "B" for the course."

	There was much rejoicing amongst the class as students got up, passed by
	the professor to thank him and sign out on his offer.  As the last taker
	left the room, the professor looked out over the handful of remaining
	students and asked, "Any one else?  This is your last chance."  One final
	student rose up and took the offer.

	The professor closed the door and took attendance of those students
	remaining. "I'm glad to see you believe in yourself." he said.  "You all
	have "A's."

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