Murphy's Laws of Computing


	1.  When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to 
		happen.

	2.  When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, 
		it's probably obsolete.

	3.  The first place to look for information is in the section of the 
		manual where you least expect to find it.

	4.  When the going gets tough, upgrade.

	5.  For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

	6.  To err is human . . . to blame your computer for your mistakes is 
		even more human, it is downright natural.

	7.  He who laughs last probably made a back-up.

	8.  If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.

	9.  A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have 
		evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

	10. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.

	11. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely 
		what you want to do.






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