If Microsoft Bought McDonalds

	Super Size 'upgrades' would be mandatory, if customers wanted to actually
	use the food to its fullest potential. 

	We'd all have to buy new cars to use the McMicrosoft Drive-Thru. 

	Upon hearing about a new burger about to be launched by Netscape King,
	McMicrosoft would 'preannounce' *their* new burger, even though its secret
	sauce is still in alpha. 

	They'd steal recipes from Apple's employee cafeteria! 

	Once a customer eats McMicrosoft food, trying to remove all traces of it
	from the digestive tract proves impossible. 

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