Modern Thoughts on Moses

	Salomon, an Israeli teacher, asks Jacob, his student : "Jacob, who 
	was Moses?" 

	"Ah! He was a moron!"

	"How do you dare talk about a such important prophet that way? "

	"Well , if he had turned to the right after Sinai, WE would have 
	had all the petroleum !!!!" 

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