* All my life I've considered myself fortunate not to have any
	  money problems.  Lack of money problems -- yes, tons of those.
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	* I always try to save my money.  Who knows, maybe it'll become
	  valuable again someday.
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	* Budgets aren't really that tricky a deal.  When ya get right down
	  to it, they're just a systematic way of living beyond your means.
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	* The US Government says that the life of a twenty dollar bill is
	  about 6 months.  What I'm trying to do is find out where these
	  things go to die and strike it rich.

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