Marriage Jokes

	How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your
	laundry done free.

	The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to
	forget it once.

	Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
	friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the
	other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

	At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you
	wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other
	replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

	Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

	A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
	get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm
	still paying."

	Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa
	a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That
	happens in every country, son.

	Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness
	was until I got married; and then it was too late."

	After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a
	fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I
	was in love and didn't notice."

	A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next
	day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
	"You can have mine."

	When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to
	let him keep her. -Sacha Guitry

	Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in
	Europe.  -  Jackie Mason

	Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
	marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

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