Lucky Number 5

	A 55 year old man who was born on May 5, has been married 5 years, has 5
	children, and makes $55,555.55 a year. He strongly believes his lucky
	number is 5. 

	One day he says, "What the hell?!" and he goes to the horsetrack.  As luck
	would have it there was a horse named 'Lucky Number 5.' Of course, he bets
	$5,555.55 on horse 'Lucky Number 5.' He goes up into the bleachers and
	sits in row number 5.  5 seconds later, the race starts.  He says "Yes!  I
	can't lose! 5 is my lucky number!" 

	'Lucky Number 5' comes in 5th. 

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