Love, Lust, and Marriage



	LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
	LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
	MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room.

	LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."
	LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
	MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?

	LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
	LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
	MARRIAGE - When you argue over money.

	LOVE - When you share everything you own.
	LUST - When you steal everything they own.
	MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.

	LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
	LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
	MARRIAGE - What's a climax?

	LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
	LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
	MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to bitch.

	LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
	LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
	MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.

	LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's feelings.
	LUST - When you couldn care less
	MARRIAGE - When your only concern is what's on TV.

	LOVE - When your farewell is "I love you, darling..."
	LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week..."
	MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief.

	LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
	LUST - When you only see each other naked.
	MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.

	LOVE - When your heart flutters everytime you see them.
	LUST - When your groin twitches everytime you see them.
	MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties everytime you see them.

	LOVE - When nobody else matters.
	LUST - When nobody else knows.
	MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.

	LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
	LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
	MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.
	
	LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
	LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about.
	MARRIAGE - When just getting through today is your only thought.
	
	LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
	LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
	MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.
	






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