The Living Punchline

	So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North
	Carolina Law School, is job hunting.  I suggested that since Microsoft
	is building up their legal team, she should send them a resume and
	become a southern blond Microsoft lawyer -- and be the butt of any joke
	on the internet.






	A rabbi, a priest, a Native American, an Asian-American, an African-American, 
	a spectacular blonde bombshell, a dog, a parrot, and a redneck "philosemitic" 
	Jew-hater (Mr. Cloud) all walk into a bar together.  The bartender looks 
	up in surprise and says, "What is this, some kind of JOKE?"