Watch What You Ask For

	KT&T Communications, not be confused with AT&T Communications, 
	has registered several new operating units in Texas.
	Those companies, "I Don't Know", "I Don't Care", "It Doesn't Matter",
  	and "Whoever", charge about double the cost of some other long
  	distance companies for operator-assisted long distance calls, the
  	Associated Press says. The choice comes when the operator asks which
  	long distance company you want to complete your call. 

	"It's not deceptive at all," insists Dennis Dees, president of KT&T. 
	Dees won't say how many calls his new companies has completed, but 
	said "I Don't Care" and "It Doesn't Matter" were the most successful. 
	(AP)...What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? His 
	customers "Don't Know" and "Don't Care".

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