One day, my fraternity was doing the occasional philanthropy event. This time it was doing some construction work at the local Jewish Community Center. Lunch time came, we took a break, and we ate what their little cafeteria was serving: hambugers. One of my many fraternity brothers didn't know much about kosher. Needless to say, he didn't get a very positive reaction when he asked the lunch lady "Do you have any cheese for this burger?"