Great Kitchen Wisdom

  	A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen And This Kitchen Is Delirious
  
  	No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes
  
  	A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out The Trash And Gives The Impression 
	He Just Cleaned The Whole House
  
  	If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
  
  	A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
  
  	Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
  
  	Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease 
	to be amused.
  
  	A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life
  
  	Help Keep the Kitchen Clean - Eat Out
  
  	Housework Done Properly Can Kill You
  
  	Countless Numbers Of People Have Eaten In This Kitchen and Gone On To 
	Lead Normal Lives
  
   	My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machine