My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our
	six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" 

	"I wouldn't know what to say," she replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy
	say," my wife said.  

	Our daughter bowed her head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I 
	invite all these people to dinner?

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