Jewish Mother's Guilt

	A man called his mother in Florida.  

	He said to his mother, "How are you doing?"  

	She said, "not to good.  I've been very weak."

	"Why are you so weak?"  

	"Because I havn't eaten in 38 days."

	"Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?" the son asked.  

	His mother paused and answered, "Because i didn't want my 
	mouth to be filled with food when you called."

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