Smoking and Judaism

	The real real difference between the different branches of Judaism 
	may be seen in the response to a rabbinical ruling outlawing smoking 
	on the basis of pikuah nefesh. [saving a life]

	Reform Jews would ignore the ruling and go on smoking as the ruling 
	is not binding upon them.

	Conservative Jews would stop smoking, but only at home.

	Orthodox Jews would sell their lungs to goyim.

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