Who's Most Religious?


	A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was the
	most religious. 

	"I was riding my camel in the middle of the Sahara," exclaimed the Muslim.
	Suddenly a fierce sandstorm appeared from nowhere. I truly thought my end
	had come as I lay next to my camel while we were being buried deeper and
	deeper under the sand. But I did not lose my faith in the Almighty Allah. I
	prayed and prayed and suddenly, for a hundred meters all around me, the
	storm had stopped. Since that day I am a devout Muslim and am now learning
	to recite the Quran by memory." 

	"One day while fishing," started the Christian, " I was in my little dinghy
	in the middle of the ocean. Suddenly a fierce storm appeared from nowhere.
	I truly thought my end had come as my little dinghy was tossed up and down
	in the rough ocean. But I did not lose my faith in Jesus Christ. I prayed
	and prayed and suddenly, for 300 meters all around me, the storm had
	stopped. Since that day I am a devout Christian and am now teaching young
	children about Him." 

	"One day I was walking down the road," explained the Jew, " I was in my
	most expensive designer outfit in the middle of New York city. Suddenly I
	saw a black bag on the ground in front of me appear from nowhere. I put my
	hand inside and found that it was full of cash. I truly thought my end had
	come as it was a Saturday and we are not allowed to handle money on the
	Sabbath. But I did not lose my faith in my G-D! I prayed and prayed and
	suddenly, for 500 meters all around me, it was Tuesday... "







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