An American, an Englishman an Israeli were indulging in a bit of

	The American said, "One of my ancestors signed the Declaration of
	The Englishman spoke up and said, "That's nothing--one of my 
	ancestors was present at the signign fo the Magna Carta."
	The Israeli just said, "You think that is something? Remember one of 
	my ancestors drew up the Ten Commandments."

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