Jew vs. Antisemite

as retold by Alan Dershowitz in The Vanishing American Jew

    Q: 	What's the difference between an anti-Semite and a Jew?
    A: 	An anti-Semite will tell you that "the Jewish people are a dishonest, 
	untrustworthy, and moneygrubbing,"  but when you ask him about his 
	neighbor Cohen, he will say, "Cohen's an exception, as honest as they

	The Jew will praise the Jewish people as "the best, the most
 	charitable, and the most honest people in the world," but if you ask 
	him about his neighbor Levine, he will say, "That no-good crook, you 
	can't trust him as far as you can throw him"

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