Jew vs. Antisemite
as retold by Alan Dershowitz in The Vanishing American Jew
Q: What's the difference between an anti-Semite and a Jew?
A: An anti-Semite will tell you that "the Jewish people are a dishonest,
untrustworthy, and moneygrubbing," but when you ask him about his
neighbor Cohen, he will say, "Cohen's an exception, as honest as they
come"
The Jew will praise the Jewish people as "the best, the most
charitable, and the most honest people in the world," but if you ask
him about his neighbor Levine, he will say, "That no-good crook, you
can't trust him as far as you can throw him"