Three Jewish mothers were talking about how much their sons love them. The first one says, "My son loves me so much, he spent $100 on flowers he sent me the other day." The second one says, "My son loves me so much, he paid for my trip to Europe last month. The third one says, "My son loves me most. He goes to a therapist twice a week, paying $500 a visit, and all he talks about is me!"