Mouse Problem

	A Priest , Minister, and Rabbi were having lunch. The 
  	Priest was complaining about a problem he was having 
	with mice in his Church.

 	The Minister said he had the same problem and  called 
	professional exterminators to get rid of the mice but 
	they had no success.
	The Rabbi said he once had the same problem but it no 
	longer is a problem.

	"How did you get rid of them?" asked the Priest and the 

	"Simple," said the Rabbi, " I put some cheese on top of 
	the Dais, and when the mice came to eat the cheese, I 
	Bar Mitzvah'd them. That was the last time I ever saw them!"

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