A Priest , Minister, and Rabbi were having lunch. The
Priest was complaining about a problem he was having
with mice in his Church.
The Minister said he had the same problem and called
professional exterminators to get rid of the mice but
they had no success.
The Rabbi said he once had the same problem but it no
longer is a problem.
"How did you get rid of them?" asked the Priest and the
"Simple," said the Rabbi, " I put some cheese on top of
the Dais, and when the mice came to eat the cheese, I
Bar Mitzvah'd them. That was the last time I ever saw them!"