Golf Club

	Shloyme Silberstein has become rich and wants to show off.   So he 
	orders his driver to drive him to this new exclusive golf club 
	with his new Cadillac.  But unfortunately a sign at the door 
	unmistakably states that Jews are not permitted access.  So the 
	driver wants to return, but not Shloyme!

	Shloyme says: "Wait here for me."

	His driver responds: "But don't you see the sign, they will kick you 
	out immediately!"

	Shloyme : "But I don't have to tell them I am Jewish."  And he 
	leaves for the gate.

	So the driver waits... One hour... two hours... three hours...  
	Indeed, finally after three and a half hours Shloyme is kicked out by 
	two body-builder type guardsmen.

	The driver asks: "What happened?"
	Shloyme answers: "Everything was fine until we played hole number 
	eight!   Accidentally I shot my ball into one of these ponds. I 
	shouted: 'Oh, my G-d, what shall I do now?' And then the waters 
	separated and everybody knew..."

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